The First Official Toots Playlist

Here is the first Official Toots Playlist. These songs mean so much to the Toots, and by sharing them with the Toots Nation, Rick and Kyle hope to give you a rare glimpse of their personal lives. Enjoy!

1. Josh Groban
    You Raise Me Up (Karaoke Version)

This song is featured in the Toots live show. The Toots pour pee and poop on themselves.

Josh Groban
Did You Know?                     Josh Groban was born on February 27th, 1981. He is currently 34 years old.







2. Take That
     Back For Good

This song is great for body rolls. Special thanks to Rob Morgan.

Take That featuring Robbie Williams
From Right to Left: Robbie Williams







3. Backstreet Boys
     As Long as You Love Me

This song is more fun if you sing a curse word at the end of each line of the chorus.

The Backstreet Boys
The Backstreet Boys Singers






4. Backstreet Boys
     Quit Playing Games With My Heart

This song is more fun to sing if you replace the word “heart” with the word “dong.”

The Backstreet Boys
Singer/Songwriter The Backstreet Boys







5. Randy Travis
     Deeper Than the Holler

This song is more fun if you sing these lyrics during the chorus:

              My Love is Deeper Than the Deep Holler
              Stronger Than the Strong River
              Taller Than the Tallest Tall Tree Growin’ Tall Upon the Tall Hill

Randy Travis
Did You Know?                   At age 15, actor, producer, model, and former businessman Mark Wahlberg was arrested for harassing African American children. He threw rocks at them and called them the n-word. Rock & Roll!










6. Randy Travis
     Send My Body

This song is great, but the Toots take issue with these lyrics:

              Just See They Bury Me
             Out By Momma’s Apple Tree
             And Send My Body Back to My Hometown

If his momma’s apple tree is located in his hometown, then by burying him underneath it his body will necessarily have to have been sent back to his hometown. The first request necessitates that second request be carried out. Don’t waste your breath Randy.

If, however, his momma has moved since Randy’s childhood, and her apple tree is not located in his hometown, then he’s requesting that he be buried in two separate locations.

The lyrics in this song only make sense if Randy is requesting that his body be sent back to his hometown, kept there for a definite period of time (likely a few days in order for mourners to pay their respects), and then shipped out to his momma’s town to be buried under her apple tree. This seems to us an unreasonable request, especially for a convicted felon.

Randy Travis
Singer Randy Travis






7. Brooks & Dunn
    Brand New Man

The Toots have girlfriends now, so they no longer have sex with many women.

brooks and dunn
Singer Brooks and Dunn





8. Alabama
     I’m in a Hurry (And Don’t Know Why) [Live at the 1993 American Country Music Awards]

This song has great lyrics with a timeless message.

(I Could Not Find an Image of Alabama)

9. Sade
     Hang on to Your Love

Kyle listens to this song before he has sex.

Did You Know?                     Singer Sade was raised in a broken home. Her parents divorced when she was only 4 years old!








10. Ace of Base
       All That She Wants

This song was played during the memorial service for the Toots’ former head of security, Chacho Guenancia, who died after he was run over by a Nissan Rogue in May of this year. Rest in Peace!

Ace of Base
Singer Ace of Base






11. Celine Dion
      That’s the Way It Is (Karaoke Version)

When Celine Dion met her husband René Angélil, Celine was 12 years old and René Angélil was 35 years old. She remains his prisoner to this day.

Celine Dion and Friend
Celine Dion and A Friend






12. DMX
       Where the Hood At

“Love is Love” – Barack Obama, President of the United States of America

Singer/Songwriter DMX






13. Stiches
       Brick in Yo Face

“This is a really fun record.” – Benjamin Koch, Customer Service Representative

Rapper Stiches
Singer/Songwriter Stiches






14. Teddy Pendergrass
       Turn Off the Lights (Live in London, 1982)

Rick listens to this song before he has sex.

Teddy Pendergrass
Teddy Pendergrass was not in the band The O’Jays







15. Teddy Pendergrass
       All By Myself (Live at the Stadium)

Rick listens to this song when he is alone.

Singer Teddy Pendergrass
Teddy Pendergrass smiling for the cameras in 1979







16. Teddy Pendergrass (feat. Ashford & Simpson)
       Reach Out and Touch (Somebody’s Hand) [Live at Live Aid]

Rick listens to this song when he donates to charity.

The dead Teddy Pendergrass
Did You Know?             Teddy Pendergrass is dead now!







17. Mariah Carey (aka Mimi)
       Always Be My Baby

Rick listens to this song when he thinks about true love.

Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey, Singer






18. Mariah Carey (aka Mimi)
       Fantasy (Clean Version Without Ol’ Dirty B*%!#d)

Rick listens to this song when he is having sex.

Singer/Songwriter Mariah Carey
Singer/Songwriter Mariah Carey







19. Mariah Carey (aka Mimi)

Rick listens to this song when he is alone!

Songwriter Mariah Carey
Did You Know?             Singer Sade was raised in a broken home. Her parents divorced when she was only 4 years old!








20. Savage Garden
        I Knew I Loved You

“1000 Angels Dance Around You” – Savage Garden

One of the singers of Savage Garden told everyone he was gay in the early 2000s
One of the singers of Savage Garden told everyone he was gay in the early 2000s







21. The Chantrellines
       Hold My Hand, Hold My Heart

Too true!

From the Major Motion Picture "Joe Versus the Volcano"
The Chantrellines aren’t a real band. That is why you can never see them perform live. Tom Hanks just made them up for a movie he made.








22. Bruce Springsteen
        Thunder Road

This song is more fun if you sing these lyrics to the melody of the outro:

        A Cup of Some Mud
        A Cup of Some Tasty Coffee
        A Cup of Some Tasty Coffee Beans

Did You Know?               Bruce Springsteen = Rock, Heartland Rock, Folk Rock, Roots Rock, and, of course, Jersey Shore Sound








23. Phil Collins
       Sussudio (Music Video Version)

This song was accompanied by a fantastic music video. The Toots were inspired by the music video’s themes of perseverance and determination.

“Never give up on your dreams.” – The Toots

Drummer Phil Collins
Phil Collins can barely hear anything anymore because his drumming was too loud. Rock & Roll!








24. Kajagoogoo
        Too Shy


Beautiful Boy
“Beautiful Boy” by John Lennon







25. Paul Lekakis
       Boom Boom (Let’s Go Back to My Room)

This song is great for body rolls. Special thanks to Rob Morgan.

Did You Know That Paul Lekakis Worked as a Male Prostitute in West Hollywood Between 1994 and 1997, many years after he was famous
Did You Know?                     Paul Lekakis worked as a male prostitute in West Hollywood between 1994 and 1997. He used to be famous in the 80’s, but in the 90’s he wasn’t famous anymore. That’s why he became a prostitute.










26. Gary Low
       I Want You (Because You Make Me Feel Good) [Winning Guy Version]

“I am an Easy Man to Catch” – Gary Low

Italian Born Spanish Citizen Gary Low
Italian Born Spanish Citizen Gary Low







27. The The
       This is the Day

This song plays during the credits of the Toots’ unreleased motion picture: “Toots Rising.”

The The? What? Hello? Anyone in There?
Singer Matt Johnson is the only one left in the band. 17 different people to quit the band. Matt Johnson is 53 and doesn’t have a wife or any kids!








28. Blood Sweat and Tears
        You’ve Made Me So Very Happy

Kyle listens to this song after he has sex.

My Grandpa Went to Synagogue with the Trumpet Player From Blood , Sweat and Tears
Trumpet player Lew Soloff became more spiritual as he grew older. He is more religious now than he was when he was a kid.








29. John Lennon
       Beautiful Boy (Darling Boy) (2010 – Remaster)

“I am a beautiful boy.” – Dennis Feitosa, Adrenaline Junkie

I Wish He Was Still Alive. He was Such a Good Singer!
I wish he was still alive. He was such a good singer!







30. Sheryl Crow
        All I Wanna Do

The chorus is fun to sing on the subway when your alone or with friends.

Girl Power!
Did You Know?                 “Girl Power” is a term of empowerment for women and girls.







31. The Osmonds
       That’s the Way (I Like It) 

This song was performed on the first episode of “Donny & Marie.” Donny and Marie were on ice skates for part of the show.

Do I Suspect a Romance Brewing!?!?
Did You Know?                   Donny and Marie Osmond are siblings by blood, but they were also romantically involved. A lot of people think they had sex.

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